Thrill Seekers:

Are you tired of your safe, dull razor not living up to your savagely unpredictable lifestyle?   Send that old scrap metal to rust away and die in a retirement home because the Danger Razor has exploded into your wild life!  Radical! 

Harness the gnarly severing power of machetes to defeat all the hair that stands in your way.  The Danger Razor detonates at you with your choice of matching rub-on tribal armband tattoos so you and your razor can conquer your thrills in style.

The Danger Razor lacerates the competition since every Danger razor comes with its own bungee cord attachment so now you never have to let your beard get in the way of jumping off a bridge. Savage!

The Danger Razor is psyched over your rugged heart pounding goals.  That’s why the Danger Razor takes candy from strangers, never looks both ways before crossing the street and always goes in bareback and never gets tested!  Undomesticated!

And now introducing the new lady’s Danger Razor, which comes in black and is four inches bigger with a guarantee to piss off your waspy father or your money back.