Frat Club President To Take One Fuck of a Nap
Frat Club President To Take One Fuck of a Nap
Posted 12 days ago

As the School year draws to a close, senior Max Lasser, President of USC’s Nu Lamda Tau chapter, has declared his intention to celebrate his end of college by taking,…

Frat Club President To Take One Fuck of a Nap
Middle School Girl Pledges Heart to Whoever Does Best in P.E. Rope Climb
Middle School Girl Pledges Heart to Whoever Does Best in P.E. Rope Climb
Posted 28 days ago

Lexington Middle School erupted in scandal Last Thursday when Junior Varsity Cheerleader for the Lexington Dogs, Candace Reinert, formally promised her heart to whichever boy performed the best in next…

Middle School Girl Pledges Heart to Whoever Does Best in P.E. Rope Climb
OP/ED: Money can’t make you happy. Only a visit from the tickle monster can.
OP/ED: Money can’t make you happy. Only a visit from the tickle monster can.
Posted 40 days ago

Life got you down these days?  Whether you’re old or young, the hectic  schedules day after day can sure get overwhelming.  Whether it’s a hard day at the office, or…

OP/ED: Money can’t make you happy. Only a visit from the tickle monster can.
READER VOICES: I love kittens. Nothing creepy, I just think they're great, in a totally non-sexual way.
READER VOICES: I love kittens. Nothing creepy, I just think they’re great, in a totally no…
Posted 40 days ago

Boy, oh boy, do I love kittens.  Baby cats are so adorable with their widdle paws and their widdle noses and their widdle tails.  I love hugging them, petting them,…

READER VOICES: I love kittens. Nothing creepy, I just think they’re great, in a totally no…
Student With ADHD Can Never Remember to Take Medication While Off of Medication
Student With ADHD Can Never Remember to Take Medication While Off of Medication
Posted 42 days ago

Vanessa Loot, University of South Carolina Sophomore, an Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) inattentive subtype patient, has expressed difficulty in remembering to take her medication while she is not currently…

Student With ADHD Can Never Remember to Take Medication While Off of Medication
Ex Not Crazy At All; She's the Love of My Life and Definitely Not Holding a Knife to My Throat
Ex Not Crazy At All; She’s the Love of My Life and Definitely Not Holding a Knife to My Th…
Posted 49 days ago

Earlier today this reporter discovered that the girlfriend he dumped due to false allegations of absolute, manipulative, voodoo-level insanity, is not actually the crazy one. Luckily, through her compassion, careful…

Ex Not Crazy At All; She’s the Love of My Life and Definitely Not Holding a Knife to My Th…
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