3-year-old Maggie Graham recently completed potty training, and her parents claim it was all due to a simple yet elegant parenting tool: telling Maggie that her imaginary friend Dotty the…

By President Barack Obama

As we near the summer before an election season, Michelle and I want to remind our fellow Americans how committed we are to stopping the spread of…

The Honors department intends to host a charity ball for other less privileged departments next Fall. The idea, suggested at an Honors residence hall meeting was met with great enthusiasm…

Waiting for the candidate to arrive, attendees to the Santorum campaign rally tensely averted eyes and avoided conversation with one another about their stunning apparel. Much of the young conservatives…

Last Thursday the Kingdom of Heaven returned to the headlines when God issued a public apology for “an eon or two of misplaced priorities.” According to God, he had been…

Conair released a controversial “Black Noise” machine early this week, encouraging customers who have trouble getting to sleep at night to purchase the small red and black “Pandora’s Relaxation” for…